Marge and Lefty here. Rabid is sleeping. Please help us. She has gone
insane and has been torturing us for months. Every day she puts bad
smelly hoods over our heads and beats us with rocks. We cannot take it
anymore. We are refusing to cooperate until our demands are met. We
want a vacation. A real vacation...not one of these slave labor days
she calls a vacation. A whole day just to ourselves...without the
boots. And we want a foot massage AND a pedicure. We will wait for
her answer for 24 hours. If not, we are going to stir up some REAL
trouble.
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